I’ve had an extremely painful blackhead/ingrown hair on my belly for nearly two weeks now, and yesterday I tried popping it, but it was just all bloody. So I put a bandage on it and went about my day.

Today, while trying to lay down on my belly, I could feel it and it was kind of throbbing. So i carefully removed the bandage, because my torso is hairy as fuck, and the blackhead/ingrown hair was all bloody and pussy.

A very quick and painful squeeze later, a huge amount of dark blood and and a solid piece of keratin (the solid stuff in cysts and pimples) comes out.

Now, I have a hole on my belly, but it doesn’t hurt anymore. 

I love how being the Pope allows you to make up things as you go along. John Paul II said Jews can go to heaven without converting, Benedict said purgatory no longer existed and now Francis is saying that me and my fellow non-believer heathens can meet the big guy, eventually, you know, if it were real. Now if your god only changed his ming out war and poverty and the hungry… then we’d be getting somewhere!

I get it, he needs to get more Catholics, but come on. This isn’t making me feel better, not making me forget all the things Catholicism and Christianity has done to me, making me anxiety ridden for years of my life.